However, if you're lashing out — or sending unsolicited X-rated sexts — when you're really hammered, maybe stop doing that? Things get pretty steamy over a glass of wine after he makes a move and starts to caress her leg while they sit in one of the booth's. Leave your phone at home. In addition to the , is also available for Google's G1 and will soon be working on. You wake up sandwiched between a raging headache and severe nausea and have some hazy memory of sending that drunk text. Can someone please forward this to Lindsay Lohan? It is the best protection after all.
So try to use it to your advantage. Just remember not to put youself down. If you can't finish in time, you can't send the message. This, I know, is not an unusual problem for women. You do not want to be heading down that road again, do ya? The holidays are a particularly tough time when it comes to avoiding falling down the ex rabbit hole for a few reasons. Pretend your friend took your phone, that you acted on a dare, or that you lost your phone in a cab — anything to relinquish you of responsibility.
Will they rekindle their relationship? The guy I never made it official with was empathetic — he knew why I was lashing out. Did I just need attention? Make yourself the butt of a joke, find a way to use it to your advantage. I also have an arsenal of outfits that make me look like a real person and not a hobbit, so there's also that. This is because drinking hinders our ability to make clear decisions. Here's a demo: is next. Drunk texts just live longer as proof! A friend of mine from France told me that, in Paris, it's considered rude to have your phone vibrating in your hand while you're out with company. When you go to send an email or tweet, the app prompts you to complete one of three tests within 30 seconds.
That way, you still have communication if shit goes down. Man up Grow a pair and show some good old fashioned restraint. Self-sabotage: so hot right now, right? Find a fantastic friend, and every time you want to text that big crush of yours, text your friend instead. Plus, I realized my friends are pretty cool, too. You will also be able to text people if you remember the number, you'll need the Men In Black to wipe your memory to prevent this happening.
What are you going to do? I'm talking hitting up two exes and one former on Valentine's Day and resending my last text 14 times because I couldn't get a signal. Give your phone to a friend. Now for a bit of a melodramatic generalization: if a person is inspiring you to send drunk texts that you don't want to be sending — mean or sexy — then you are not in a healthy relationship. Stop Contact App Stop Contact is an iPhone App which allows you to stop contacting people for a short period of time without deleting their phone numbers from your address book. Instead, come clean and do some damage control. But if you want to stop sending those drunken phrases, now you know what to do.
I really have tried to come up with some solutions… Attempt: Turn the phone off… Result: Massive fail. Reevaluate the places you drink. Though i have heard there will be a new app released within weeks that will cover every problem — all social media, all apps, calls, texts, emails. Are you starting to see how sassy my drunk texts get? However, I am returning home prepared this holiday season, with several of these downloaded on my phone. It won't stop you from dialing the number from memory -- though, if you're able to do that, you get what you deserve. It's easy to accidently send a text to the wrong person when drinking, drunk texting your boss, drunk dialling an ex or drunkenly texting a friend are all potentially embarrassing situations.
That way you can continue to check your email and Facebook obsessively in the hopes of your ex finally reaching out to you with promises of them changing and loving you more than they did the first time around. So that definitely keeps my drunk texts at bay as well. Acknowledge That You Were Drunk Texting, And Now You're Embarrassed First things first: You have to. You can then lock their number for a period of 12 hours. Named for the movie that always hurts my heart, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the extension functions as a magic eraser — every single one of your ex's updates are gone, and they're wiped from your chat list and suggested photo albums.
He must be desperate, right? Why was I ever allowing my tipsy, uninhibited self within a three-foot radius of my phone? Personally, I used to be a huge drunk-text offender. This app strives to prevent you from sending a regretful email or tweet. At least twice a week we hear from them and they are always drunk and fighting. In any drunk texting situation assuming the night didn't end with sex, a serious talk, or both there are really only a few things you can do to recover. Thankfully, this app shows you just far you need to walk to avoid one, which will most likely give you just enough time to finish the delicious pepperoni slice you just bought. Stop Contact hides their number so you cannot call or text them and then after 12 hours you can re-instate their number and Stop Contact will put the removed numbers back into your phone book.